…why are you reading so LOUD?
Have fun last night? Let’s taco ‘bout it.
If May 5th is the cool kid who throws the best parties, May SIXTH is the annoying brown-noser who tells the teacher he saw you chewing gum.
Nobody likes May 6.
Even if it’s your birthday, your friends—and probably you—are calling in sick or just sleeping off their Cinco de Mayo choices.
So, here we are. The sixth of May.
If you’re feeling great- good for you! Just, ssshhhh… please don’t rub it in.
Because many of us got a little loco last night, tossed a couple shots of Cuervo between quesadillas and Coronas, and are feeling a bit “resaca”.
(Yep, I Googled the Spanish word for “hangover.”)
And If you’re dragging a bit today, I’m here to help!
Regretting a few DECISIONES you made last night?
Here’s what the pros say about getting your mojo back from mojito-ville.
#1 - HY. DRATE. C’mon. This is basic. Your body is begging you.
Water is free. Drink. Muchos. Agua.
#2 - “Hair of the Dog” (or should I say, Hair of the PERRO?) is not, I repeat NOT, good advice.
Unless the plan is to feel worse. For longer. That plan is no bueno.
#3 - Didn't Google the Spanish words for “Tylenol” or “Advil” but they ARE bueno!
If you had your A-game on, you planned ahead and took a couple before bed with a pint or two of agua. If not, no time like the present!
#4 - Electrolytes are your friend. Gatorade, Pedialyte, even salty chicken broth.
It’ll help your body absorb all that water more efficiently. Or something.
#5 - Food. For heaven’s sake, eat a good breakfast. Huevos Rancheros?
Maybe not. But slap some butter on your toast! Fats help your body process the alcohol. Eat!!
#6 - Take a siesta! Rest is good.
Replenish your energy while you wait out the detox and the fuzzy memories of a pink sombrero.
